Sunday, February 21, 2016

Scratching Out A New School, The End

I began this three-part blog by comparing the creation of a school from scratch to cooking from scratch.  In part one I presented the process I used to link the two and reveled the main ingredient in my school recipe:  people.  This ingredient was explained in detail in part two, where I laid out my vision for the student and staff structure of my school.  However, upon rereading part two today it became apparent I strayed a bit from my food analogy that was presented in part one.  Part three, therefore, will refocus on the idea of cooking up a school from scratch by sharing some ingredients used by many schools which I consider additives, preservatives, and artificial flavorings that would only diminish the wholesome, natural health of my school.  To begin, my school from scratch will not have:

GRADE LEVELS – I touched on this in part two.  Why do we place a student who reads 20 words a minute a “grade” ahead of a student who reads 120 words in the same minute?  Grade levels are an artificial flavoring that moves kids through school buildings without providing any measurable health benefits.  With respect to behavioral and academic needs, assigning kids to grade levels has enough abstractness to be completely meaningless to the students and their parents.  We tell kids to “act like a second grader” – yet do they, or we, even know exactly how a second grader should act?  To expand this category a bit, my school will also NOT have…

LABELS – We will not waste resources determining if a student is Title I, SPED, ADHD, or any other useless label that does nothing but give students, parents, and teachers an excuse to lower expectations for results.  Labels are akin to preservatives, which allow us to let food sit unused longer than we would leave unpreserved food untouched.  All students will carry the same label:  “learner”.  Some learners will achieve performance levels faster than others….but all will achieve.  Without labels, our school will need fewer….

COMMITTEES – Teachers carry a large enough burden trying to meet needs inside their classrooms; placing committee additives upon them only lessens their ability to provide healthy instruction.  And without committees we will waste less time in…

MEETINGS – Collaboration amongst staff to discuss reading instruction, math centers, or classroom management techniques?  Powerful.  Sitting around a table to figure out which days we should have potlucks and wear school colors?  Somebody shoot me.  Meetings are the processed food products of schools; everything about them seems real, but in the end they leave us feeling empty.  We make agendas, we get department reps, we follow protocols, we take notes, and at the end of the meeting…somebody is tasked with doing what he/she could have done alone without having to meet and gotten it done in less time than the meeting took.  If we could turn even 50% of meeting time into collaboration time, we could also eliminate another processed product my school will not have:

INSTRUCTIONAL SERIES – My school will NOT waste tens of thousands of dollars on a tool that decreases the flavor of a classroom.  Anyone can blandly turn the pages of a teacher’s manual, regurgitate the script contained within, and call himself a teacher; teachers in my school will chart their own courses towards standard achievement.  Breaking away from “the series” was one of the most powerful decisions I made as a classroom teacher.  It forced me to plan better, think harder, and create more than I ever had to as a page-turner.  More importantly, my students were forced to do the same.  Instructional series are written for the average student; I prefer teaching to produce exceptional students.  Which means we will also eliminate most….

TECHNOLOGICAL GADGETRY – I am not sure I can condense my entire argument against this monetary black hole in education into a paragraph.  My school will be extremely careful about the type and amount of computer technology we use in our instruction.  There is no bigger artificial flavoring in schools today, yet I know there is potential for academic growth via technology.  My concern lies with the vast amount of education our youngest students miss when staring at screens.  Consider this graphic on skills graduates will need to land a job:



I see at least seven items in each list that absolutely cannot be developed by staring at a screen, items that revolve around human interaction.  And with the way technology rapidly changes I often wonder why we immerse our young students into technology that will be obsolete by the time they reach high school.  My school will teach how to work, play, argue, and problem solve with other humans.  We will give interpersonal skills the same importance as academic skills.  We will teach kids to appreciate the world they actually live in.  We will be physically active.  In short, it will be hard to justify using machines that inhibit our basic philosophies about education.  Speaking of inhibit, a final ingredient our school will leave out of the batter is…

TEACHER UNIONS – I will continue for the three of you that have not just disgustedly spat on my blog.  Unions are an antiquated preservative that exist to preserve one thing – the unions.  An entity created to protect an uneducated workforce has managed to dupe an educated workforce into thinking we still need a union to take care of us.  Unions are not concerned about students, nor are they truly concerned about teachers.  Unions exist to keep union leaders in power and in money.  My money, your money, our money.  To keep themselves powerful the leaders hold the rest of us back, looking down upon outliers who work long hours or (gasp!) collaborate with administrators.  I have watched our local union invade my school building over the last five years, slowly eroding the spirit of teamwork and effort that used to make us a great educational facility.  We are now mediocre, with fewer and fewer staff willing to give without being guaranteed a give-back.  My school from scratch will fight against unionized mediocrity by striving for collaborative greatness.  We will work long hours and collaborate with administration to produce better students.  We will work with a spirit of giving more than we expect to get, the spirit that our country was built upon and has been protected with…..no thanks to unions.


And with that I will call my school from scratch officially……condemned, probably.  It concerns me that the list of things I would not have is longer than the list of what I would have; does it speak to my vision being incomplete or to the current state of most schools?  I suppose it doesn’t matter much, seeing as how this was supposed to be just a fun exercise.  In the end I feel as though most of the subjects I touched on could have had their own blog – and perhaps have come across as under-described.  I hope you enjoyed reading this, and I really hope you have done some thinking, or will do some thinking, about what does and does not make a school.

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